Chapter 1302 - Go and Rob the Woman Behind Me

esses too" Fang Xiaoru was somewhat doubtful."Of course!" Xia Tian nodded with certainty, "I am the number one divine doctor in the world!""Tsks. As if you were a divine doctor of the first rank," Fan...Chapter 1302: Go and Rob the Woman Behind Me

"Are you asking me to hand over all valuable items" Xia Tian asked seriously. Since he was bored anyway, he decided to play with this idiotic robber to pass the time.

The robber shouted impatiently, "Of course! Hurry up or don't think I won't stab you. My pig-killing knife is already covered in blood; now cooperate!"

"Actually, I also want to hand over all my valuable items, but it's impossible because as a genius like me, everything on me is priceless. Even one strand of my hair would be an invaluable treasure!" Xia Tian said with a sigh: "Hey, what if I give you a strand of my hair"

"Are you **ing messing with me" The robber was enraged and waved his knife around, saying, "Do you really want me to kill you Don't think I won't tell you; just the other day, I killed one person and left him on a mountain where no one found out. If I were to kill you now, nobody would know!"

This statement wasn't entirely false since there were numerous mountains around with hardly any people in sight. It'd be hard for anyone's death here to be discovered promptly, but as the area was developed, it would eventually become known.

"Hey, I really think you aren't a qualified robber at all. You didn't notice how see-through those stockings are Putting on those stockings is useless; I can even spot your mole right on your face!" Xia Tian said lazily.

The robber roared back angrily: "You're the real idiot! Don’t you know that seeing my face means death Can’t you pretend not to see me and report it later once you get out What are you saying now, calling me an idiot You city people are all idiots who prefer struggling in this poor mountain village instead of enjoying your good life. It's like a disease!"

Xia Tian looked at the robber with some surprise: "Actually, I'm not from the city; however, it seems you really don't like city folks. Hey, did someone from the city come and lure away your wife"

"Shut the ** up!" The robber, unable to tolerate it any longer, rushed towards Xia Tian with a slaughtering knife.

Xia Tian calmly backed away while saying, "Hey, if your wife really was taken by someone else, I suggest you rob the woman behind me instead. Look at her face and figure; your wife couldn't even compare to one ten-thousandth of hers."

As he spoke, Xia Tian had already retreated beside Ye Yumei, while the robber with the slaughtering knife reached Xia Tian's front. Then, he immediately froze.

Ding!

The slaughtering knife dropped to the ground; Ye Yumei’s beauty was undoubtedly a powerful weapon that made this robber drop his own weapon.

"D-damn, she’s an... angel!" The robber's mouth was slack with amazement.

"She's not an angel, she's a devil." Xia Tian corrected him from the side.

Angels are objects of reverence, whereas devils are those you want to conquer; this is for ordinary people. However, for Xia Tian, whether they be angels or devils, if they're beauties, then they should be conquered.

"Angel... you... could you become my wife... uh!" The robber really wanted to take Ye Yumei as his wife but was cut short with a sharp cry of agony. He fell backward onto the ground; a small stone pierced through his throat, killing him instantly.

The air was suddenly filled with a hint of blood, and the robber wielding a pig slaughter knife had finally met his end.

Summer was not happy about this. He glared at Ye Yumei: "Hey, why did you kill him I was bored and just found someone fun to play with, but you killed him!"

Ye Yumei remained silent, stepping back a hundred meters and sitting cross-legged on a large rock, continuing her meditation. It wasn't clear if she was practicing or trying to control her emotions.

"I guess I need to have a serious talk with you; do you know that killing is wrong Listen here, this place isn’t like your hometown where people can kill whomever they want without consequences. Here, killing someone will land you in jail…"

Summer started lecturing Ye Yumei extensively. To an outsider who doesn't know Summer well, his words might sound reasonable because he's right about the law and its implications. However, to someone familiar with Summer’s background, hearing this would likely make them want to hit him; how could a person who has killed many himself say that killing is wrong and illegal

Ye Yumei also wanted to shut Summer up. How could this little punk be so shameless He had more than enough blood on his hands already.

After lecturing Ye Yumei, seeing no reaction from her, Summer felt a bit frustrated: "She’s truly an unteachable witch; she's only good for knocking down and doing away with. Talking to her is useless."

"Wait, I just thought of something. You’re also修煉者, right Now that you guys are killing people indiscriminately, it falls under my jurisdiction to handle this situation. Shouldn't I arrest you and put you in a small dark room where I can whip your butt a thousand times every day"

Summer said thoughtfully, and indeed, strictly speaking, he was right; the Dark Organization and Dragon Group were setting up a special task force specifically for dealing with修煉者 incidents. Summer nominally led this team.

Unfortunately, Ye Yumei still remained silent, seemingly opting to use silence as her only form of resistance.

"Did you turn mute or something!" Summer was really starting to feel frustrated now. Couldn't the woman at least talk to him a bit

The summer continued on its journey, and Night Jade Mei still followed behind him, maintaining a distance of a hundred meters.

"Honey honey, the fairy is here. Guess if it's a big fairy or a little fairy... Honey honey, the fairy is here. Guess if it's a little fairy or a big fairy..." An enchanting voice rang through the somewhat empty mountain area, sounding particularly crisp and pleasant.

Summer was momentarily stunned. What’s going on Why did Little Fairy come

However, after a few seconds, he realized that it was his phone ringing. Just two days ago, before he came to Green Peak Mountain, Little Fairy had changed his ringtone.

This time, the ringtone wasn't completely removed; the original one was still there. However, only when Qiao Xiaqiao called would that specific ringtone play. Now, every wife calling him had a different ringtone. Little Fairy must have recorded everyone’s voice, so now he could basically tell who was calling just by hearing the ringtone.

"Little Fairy honey, is there something you need" Summer quickly picked up and asked casually.

"Honey honey, are you okay" Little Fairy asked with evident concern.

"Of course I'm fine. What’s wrong" Summer felt that Little Fairy's question was somewhat abrupt.

"If you're fine, then why did it take you a whole morning to walk just a few kilometers" Little Fairy quickly responded.

"Oh, I'm just taking a walk," Summer replied seriously.

"Honey, you're so boring!" The little sprite yawned. "Whatever, I'm bored too. I'm going to play now!"

"Wait!" Summer quickly called out to the sprite. "Wife, I am really bored right now, but I can only walk slowly. Is there any way you could help me not be so bored"

"Well, honey, don't you have a phone You can play games on your phone," the sprite said quickly.

"But I don’t seem to know how to play them!" Summer was a bit downcast; he had never been good at this sort of thing.

"Honey, you'll figure it out as you go. Even three-year-olds can do it," the sprite yawned again. "Since you're not busy, I’ll hang up now!"

The sprite hung up, and Summer didn't call back. He started thinking about phone games while walking, but after a long time of pondering, he realized something that made him very frustrated: so-called easy-to-play games were still confusing to him. And when he was about to call the sprite again for help, he found an even more frustrating situation—his phone had run out of power!

Actually, his phone running out of battery wasn't the most frustrating part; what was worse was that he couldn't charge it. It wasn’t because he didn't have a charger with him but because there were no places nearby to charge his phone.

"Looks like I still need to head to Mulian County early!" Summer suddenly realized that after living in the city for a few months, he was starting to feel uncomfortable without a phone. Now that his phone had run out of power, he wanted to charge it right away, or else what if one of his wives needed him urgently

Although he still wore the Dark Team's watch on his wrist, not every wife could contact him this way.

Thinking of this, Xia Tian called out to Ye Yumei, "Hey, Big Steamed Bun, let's walk a bit faster. We'll spend the night in Mu Yang County tonight."

As he spoke, Xia Tian really started walking faster, although not at his fastest speed. Consequently, right when it got dark, he arrived at Mu Yang County.

Even though Yun Qing was in Mu Yang County, Xia Tian didn't go looking for her immediately; instead, he first headed to the Dongsheng Hotel and planned to reserve a room there.

"Give me a room," Xia Tian said to the hotel staff.

Ye Yumei, who had been silent until then, suddenly interjected, "Two rooms."

"I just need one room," Xia Tian immediately corrected her.

"Two rooms!" Ye Yumei coldly repeated.

The staff member was a bit confused: "Sir, do you want one room or two"e sounded slightly sultry but she hung up the phone first.Xia Tian was just about to leave when his phone rang again; it was Isabella calling him this time.“Baby husband, I’m really sorry. The instruc...